Drinking For Two 2008-05-16T11:35:38Z If Jack Handey was sniffing glue while getting wildly drunk, he still couldn't bring the perspective to the world around him that J. does. tag:,2008:/63 Movable Type Copyright (c)2008, Rudius Media, LLC stain 2008-05-16T11:35:38Z 2008-05-16T11:35:38Z tag:,2008:/63.6939 2008-05-16T11:35:38Z we have a stain resistant couch. i still haven't been able to figure out which stain.... j. http://www.drinkingfortwo.net mysteriousstains@hotmail.com Blog we have a stain resistant couch. i still haven't been able to figure out which stain.

]]> granted 2008-05-16T11:33:21Z 2008-05-16T11:33:21Z tag:,2008:/63.6938 2008-05-16T11:33:21Z i like to use reverse psychology on people. no i don't.... j. http://www.drinkingfortwo.net mysteriousstains@hotmail.com Blog i like to use reverse psychology on people. no i don't.

]]> arms 2008-05-16T01:13:59Z 2008-05-16T01:13:59Z tag:,2008:/63.6930 2008-05-16T01:13:59Z things could be worse. you could have no arms and be at a show when they give a standing ovation and the only thing you can do is bang your heels together.... j. http://www.drinkingfortwo.net mysteriousstains@hotmail.com Blog things could be worse. you could have no arms and be at a show when they give a standing ovation and the only thing you can do is bang your heels together.

]]> flakes 2008-05-15T00:43:23Z 2008-05-15T00:43:23Z tag:,2008:/63.6929 2008-05-15T00:43:23Z i've heard a lot of people say 'oh he has bad dandruff'. i'm still waiting for the day to meet a person with good dandruff.... j. http://www.drinkingfortwo.net mysteriousstains@hotmail.com Blog i've heard a lot of people say 'oh he has bad dandruff'. i'm still waiting for the day to meet a person with good dandruff.

]]> rodeo 2008-05-15T00:41:36Z 2008-05-15T00:41:36Z tag:,2008:/63.6928 2008-05-15T00:41:36Z sometimes it might happen that you get the idea to duct tape your child to the dog and pretend that you are at a rodeo. it doesn't mean that you are a bad person for having these types of thoughts... j. http://www.drinkingfortwo.net mysteriousstains@hotmail.com Blog sometimes it might happen that you get the idea to duct tape your child to the dog and pretend that you are at a rodeo. it doesn't mean that you are a bad person for having these types of thoughts but putting up signs advertising a baby rodeo apparently does.

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