i got angry on the subway this morning. this stupid cunt that was reading one of the free daily papers finishes reading it and then just chucks it on the floor. that sort of shit makes me mental. i see red. i want to take a pneumatic nail gun and nail these people to their front doors and stick homophobic vampire gerbils up their asses. i couldn't believe it. who the fuck does this. of course just to get me going even more the slapper cracks open her tupperware and starts eating a piece of cake. cake. not a cake disguised as a muffin. full on cake. 7:30 am cake. who the fuck eats cake at 7:30am. of course to make it a real trifecta the humpback cake eating littering whale of a bitch has to go and make the most annoying noise while eating. she sounded like that noise you get when you're stirring the cheese sauce into macaroni (or playing with a well oiled vagina). i couldn't take it. i would look down at the paper sitting there on the subway floor and try to keep my cool but i would hear that noise, the sound of a cunt eating cake at 7:30am and i just wanted to lash out so badly. i would look up from time to time and i could hear me say something to her. it would probably be something along the lines of 'you know they have recycling boxes for the papers in the station you don't need to chuck it on the floor' but then i would get distracted and think 'cunt. scabby cunt. you fucking dirty bitch. you dirty cake eating bitch that probably needs a toilet brush to clean her snatch' but then i heard the conductor come on and announce the upcoming station and she rolled off her chair and out the door. 'probably for the best that i didn't say anything' i thought 'maybe the toilet brush thing might have been a bit harsh. sponge on a stick would have been better'.

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