ritz - June 10, 2008
i like the little tiny holes that they have in ritz crackers. sometimes its' fun to build a big wall of ritz crackers and hide behind it so when your spouse comes home they can't find you and they say 'jesus fucking christ doesn't he ever do anything around here. look at that giant fucking wall of ritz crackers that he left in the middle of room'. then you can jump out and surprise your wife. i guess the only downside is that you end up in some weird urban legend parallel universe and when you jump out your wife and your dog and enjoying a jar of peanut butter. maybe that's where the holes come in so when you see her walk into the room with the dog and the peanut butter you can jump out and give her a heart attack. hey it's better to have a dead wife than one that likes to get eaten out by a german shepherd.
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Alright motherfucker, I've never commented here, but you are a fucking genius. How does your traffic rank among the rudius authors?
Posted by: asdf at June 10, 2008 09:58 PM
probably not so good. people don't like lepers
Posted by: j at June 11, 2008 05:19 AM
there's a lot to be said about being eaten out by a german shepherd
Posted by: Jules at June 13, 2008 11:52 AM
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