pebbles. - February 17, 2008
i think there is nothing more disappointing than when you have to take a massive shit and as it starts to slide out it comes out as little pebbles. one by one they fall from your ass. they usually make a good splash but always leave you with the feeling that you really haven't taken a shit. a pebble shit can ruin a day. thats why whenever i have a pebble shit i like to pretend that i am giving birth to a litter of badgers. it really turns a negative into a positive. it's nice from time to time to feel some sense of purpose on this planet even if it does mean turning into a female badger and giving birth to a litter of 19 badgers while on the toilet. and when it's all said and done you get to kill them. baby badgers can't swim.
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XD
This one is great.
Posted by: Gordon at February 19, 2008 07:28 AM
I think there should be a movie called "An Inconvenient Poo" -- because often a poo can be just that. Makes you late for shit (no pun intended), makes you unable to run for the phone--so many times it just doesn't work.
A litter of badgers--that's kick ass.
Posted by: Is at February 19, 2008 09:22 PM
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