i think it would be a good idea to let cows parachute and sometimes i think we could forget to put a parachute in the bag and then when the cow falls to the earth and dies we could eat it. i wouldn't feel to guilty about eating a cow that died in a parachute accident. forgetting to put the chute in the bag i might have a problem with but i would do that when i was drunk and that wouldn't count as a bad thing cause everyone knows that cow parachute preparers should never be allowed to drink. i would blame my boss. what an asshole.

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