lesson 317 for the new father : when the sleep deprived, worn out mother of your child takes off her shirt and unleashes her massive, milk engorged, and super sore titties to feed your hungry, crying offspring that she endured countless hours of pain and suffering to bring into this world. do not under any circumstances no matter how funny you think it might be say the following 2 words. "National Geographic".

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