i dropped this massive shit in home depot. i usually try to avoid shitting in public but this one hit me hard. i was looking at drills and began touching cloth. i penguin walked my way to the bathroom, layered it with 4 rolls of paper and then dropped it. as it was going out i could tell that it was a big one but it wasn't until i inspected it that i realized what i had done. this thing was massive. i clenched my butt muscles to see if i had tore something but the hole seemed fine. the man in the stall beside me coughed. i think he was disguising his need to vomit with a cough. compliments to the chef i thought. as i stared at my brown bunny i thought about grabbing a piece of paper and writing 'you came to home depot to build something. look what i built' and placing it on the turd. instead i flushed it. there was no need to show off.

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