hole - March 5, 2008
you know when you're out and you all of a sudden get a bad case of itchy ass. i had that today and the bad thing is that you can't just all of a sudden grab a cactus or a poodle and scratch away if you're nowhere near a toilet you're pretty much fucked.. dogs have it so easy. they don't give a fuck. they just sit down and do the doggie moon walk dragging the hole across the carpet. so we were out for a walk when i got hit with itchy hole and the only thing i could do was put my hands in my back pocket and discreetly spread my cheeks apart hoping that it would provide some sort of temporary relief. this worked for a bit but then i gave in when we got to chinatown and i saw a big bucket of wooden back scratchers. i think that by tomorrow they'll put up a new sign outside of the store 'you scratch hole with it - you buy it'
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