when i was younger i used to be afraid of coming home alone. i would open the door and say 'it's great to be home, come on in guys, and we'll play with the guns'. it was a little thing that i did in case some burglar was in the house. i used to hope that if there was a burglar in the house that it would scare him and he would run out the back door where my non imaginary friends were waiting and they would shoot him.

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