grocery store -stab your eyes - February 19, 2008
now that i'm meditating and taking lots of valium i enjoy walking around the grocery store. i used to hate it and wanted to stab people in the eyes whenever i pushed the cart down the aisles. these days i don't really care that people butt in line or that they don't know how to push their cart properly. it's actually pretty fun in there with the bright lights and really weird back ground music. sometimes i find that it's so much fun that i want to hide behind the boxes of cereal and then when someone goes to grab a box i would jump out in my bear costume. then i get worried that someone might freak out and have a heart attack. I guess it's not so bad. giving some one a heart attack could be seen as progress when compared to stabbing them in the eyes.
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