when i was a kid i used to think about going into furniture stores and hiding under the furniture and then when they locked up for the night i would climb out from underneath the beds and have fun. thinking about it i'm surprised that more homeless people don't do it. maybe if they started doing it the stores would have to get homeless people sniffing dogs to find all the homeless people hiding underneath the furniture. i guess they would train them by having them find the piece of parmesan.

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