fart - March 12, 2008
lately i like to walk around and just fart. i don't really care if people are around me. i just fart and don't even flinch. people don't know what to do. they look around and wonder if it was a fart or a shoe rubbing on the floor, a strange cough, a door, a strange accent, a leather jacket. i've become rather amazed how loud you can fart in public. it dropped some massive ones this evening in the supermarket. i just drilled them out. big long rattlers. you see people perk up like a dog that hears a cat outside. 'was that a fart. was that a fart' they're thinking. they always look so confused. sometimes if it's a couple they start talking about it. talking about the fart and looking for the suspect. it's a great hobby.
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