i think one of the perks of dating a blind chick is if you are sitting around watching tv and you start to get horny. you put the moves on her but she says no i want to listen to the tv. the great thing about her being blind is that you could whip it out and have a wank while she listens to grays anatomy. i guess my only concern would be her heightened other senses so you'd have to keep it really squeak free and hope that the smell of sperm doesn't tip her off. i guess you'd have to time it with her eating mushroom soup.

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