bleach my hole - April 11, 2008
pubic hair is weird. do cats have it?
ass hair is even weirder. in all my years of deep thinking i've never been able to figure out the role of the ass hair. sure it makes a fine shit catching device but unfortunately that serves me very little purpose. i've never been in the shower lathering up and gone 'all right shit in my ass hair. that'll come in handy later'. i can understand why people shave their asses. i wouldn't ever do it cause i'm sure the only thing worse than ass hair is ingrown ass hair. porn is not a fan of ass hair. porn is a fan of hairless and bleached assholes. i think if i was ever surprised by anyone in my family for a make over show and the host said 'what would you like to change about yourself' i would say ' i would like to bleach my asshole. i don't know what it is. no matter how much i wash it it still looks like it's been stained by years of shitting'. hopefully that would put an end to my makeover moment. i would never bleach my asshole. thats why i don't bleach my teeth. i think it's a gateway habit.
Posted by j. at 6:37 PM
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i agree. must be the camels.
Posted by: Ev at April 12, 2008 12:55 PM
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