bear - March 29, 2008
i want to dress up like a bear. i want to dress up like a bear and get in a taxi and say 'take me to the woods'. i want to dress up like a bear and visit an old age home and call the numbers during bingo. i want to dress up like a bear and buy 30 jars of honey at the supermarket. i want to dress up like a bear and catch goldfish with my mouth at the pet store. i want to dress up like a bear and walk the beaches of mexico. i want to dress up like a bear and smoke. i want to dress up like a bear and chase squirrels in the park. i want to dress up like a bear and buy 15 packs of razors and the drug store. i want to dress up like a bear and ask people for directions to the town dump. i want to dress up like a bear and go to a bar order 5 strong drinks and say 'winnie left me'. i want to dress up like a bear and take a photo of me shitting in the woods. i want to dress up like a bear and give myself a hitler mustache and say 'what never seen a bear with a hitler mustache?' i want to dress up like a bear is there something wrong with that?
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