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your thinking vs my thinking - 12.01.07
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used car - 10.29.07
murphy's lawyer - 10.29.07
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cat vs vet - 10.12.07
dog - 10.12.07
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jesus - 10.11.07
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cat - 10.01.07
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locks - 09.26.07
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judy and hal - 09.25.07
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bear - 09.19.07
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the finger - 09.10.07
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sex life - 09.07.07
samples - 09.07.07
yup version 2 - 09.06.07
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500 years - 09.05.07
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god - 09.05.07
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sting ate my pringles - 09.04.07
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eye for an eye - 09.04.07
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Winnie's brother - 08.31.07
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high school - 08.30.07
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bear eat them please - 08.29.07
fuck you bitch - 08.29.07
fish - 08.29.07
trees - 08.29.07
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dino - 08.27.07
albino - 08.27.07
80s party - 08.27.07
flour - 08.27.07
squirrel - 08.25.07
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fans - 08.24.07
cat - 08.24.07
stairs moving. wow. - 08.23.07
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numbers - 08.22.07
forceps - 08.22.07
mistress - 08.22.07
scar - 08.22.07
dress up - 08.22.07
horse - 08.21.07
conversation - 08.21.07
coaches - 08.21.07
first - 08.21.07
meeting - 08.20.07
road - 08.20.07
marriage - 08.20.07
crops - 08.20.07
beauty - 08.20.07
crazy - 08.17.07
early bird - 08.17.07
star jones - 08.17.07
message - 08.16.07
food court - 08.16.07
Lassie - 08.16.07
camp - 08.15.07
mice - 08.15.07
blowjobs - 08.15.07
pizza fight - 08.14.07
cpr - 08.14.07
chaffing - 08.14.07
drugs - 08.14.07
lettuce - 08.13.07
stars - 08.13.07
smoking - 08.10.07
pig tails - 08.10.07
mime - 08.10.07
ants version 9.7 - 08.09.07
calendars - 08.09.07
winter bird - 08.09.07
handbags - 08.09.07
work - 08.09.07
fingers - 08.09.07
sex shop - 08.09.07
manger - 08.08.07
dog day. i'm a cat - 08.08.07
oprah - 08.08.07
temptation - 08.07.07
protest - 08.07.07
bob seger - 08.07.07
dogs - 08.06.07
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lake - 08.06.07
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traffic - 08.02.07
short story - 08.02.07
line - 08.01.07
yup - 08.01.07
peanut butter - 08.01.07
taxis - 08.01.07
breathtaking - 08.01.07
tantric sex - 08.01.07
new hood - 07.31.07
dogs - 07.31.07
ice cubes - 07.31.07
grasshoppers - 07.31.07
jugglers - 07.30.07
aliens - 07.30.07
crazy - 07.30.07
underpants - 07.27.07
flowers - 07.27.07
Fahrenheit - 07.27.07
yellow pages - 07.26.07
tired drunk - 07.26.07
valentines - 07.26.07
wooster-shir - 07.25.07
birds - 07.25.07
cookbook - 07.25.07
on acid - 07.24.07
anus - 07.24.07
swallow - 07.24.07
boy scouts - 07.24.07
lottery - 07.24.07
head - 07.23.07
daydream - 07.23.07
medicate - 07.23.07
golf - 07.23.07
shoe - 07.23.07
death - 07.22.07
red peppers - 07.20.07
gary - 07.20.07
harry - 07.19.07
tupperware - 07.19.07
face - 07.19.07
help - 07.19.07
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cat - 07.18.07
lions - 07.18.07
yup those sweets i like - 07.17.07
onion - 07.17.07
soft - 07.15.07
yelling - 07.15.07
talktalk - 07.15.07
book - 07.15.07
just like everyone else - 07.15.07
i'm - 07.14.07
nails - 07.13.07
if - 07.13.07
networking - 07.13.07
eavesdrop - 07.12.07
wishy washy - 07.12.07
shit - 07.12.07
out of the house dump - 07.11.07
tack - 07.11.07
sex and chocolate - 07.11.07
sneeze - 07.11.07
dar - 07.09.07
abracadabra - 07.09.07
opinions - 07.09.07
if - 07.09.07
postpartum - 07.09.07
bench - 07.06.07
deaf - 07.06.07
cardboard - 07.06.07
barber - 07.06.07
teeth again - 07.05.07
garlic - 07.05.07
day...beer... - 07.05.07
powers - 07.05.07
listerine - 07.05.07
crop circles - 07.05.07
scissors - 07.05.07
moans ohhhh the moans - 07.03.07
pets - 07.03.07
cut - 07.03.07
elevator roulette - 07.03.07
dream - 07.03.07
serial killer - 07.02.07
bus ride - 07.02.07
dream - 07.02.07
beurre - 07.01.07
crop circles - 06.29.07
black - 06.29.07
20's - 06.29.07
this morning - 06.28.07
air travel - 06.28.07
this morning - 06.28.07
hot - 06.28.07
space - 06.28.07
post it notes - 06.27.07
boomerang - 06.27.07
cat - 06.27.07
change - 06.26.07
bloody mary - 06.26.07
evolve - 06.26.07
deja vu - 06.26.07
worm - 06.25.07
all sperm diet - 06.25.07
3 weeks - 06.25.07
smoking - 06.25.07
garage sale entry trois - 06.24.07
tape - 06.24.07
toads - 06.24.07
blind man - 06.23.07
bang - 06.22.07
skin - 06.22.07
mime - 06.22.07
beer - 06.22.07
i knew - 06.22.07
plot - 06.22.07
banned - 06.22.07
barf taste - 06.21.07
that midget show - 06.21.07
souvenirs - 06.21.07
interview - 06.21.07
fake - 06.21.07
greenhouse - 06.20.07
i've heard - 06.20.07
they say - 06.20.07
bar - 06.20.07
huh ver 4.987 - 06.19.07
cat - 06.19.07
pee - 06.19.07
dentist - 06.19.07
fart - 06.18.07
le monde in the tube - 06.18.07
peanut butter - 06.18.07
water - 06.18.07
std - 06.18.07
dragon - 06.17.07
bread - 06.17.07
lemonade and kenya - 06.16.07
worm - 06.15.07
mortician - 06.15.07
i think - 06.15.07
pumpkins - 06.15.07
ants - 06.14.07
today - 06.14.07
hunger strike - 06.14.07
beer - 06.14.07
subway - 06.13.07
kittens - 06.13.07
manners - 06.13.07
i remember once - 06.13.07
bugs - 06.13.07
beer moment - 06.12.07
i saw - 06.12.07
obesity - 06.12.07
random am thoughts - 06.12.07
this morning - 06.12.07
machine - 06.11.07
me - 06.11.07
i guess - 06.11.07
i saw - 06.11.07
amazing race - 06.11.07
dept store bathroom - 06.10.07
shortage - 06.09.07
lost - 06.09.07
reduce , reuse - 06.08.07
roll - 06.08.07
3d - 06.08.07
book - 06.08.07
t-shirt - 06.08.07
elastic - 06.07.07
every year - 06.07.07
long weekend - 06.07.07
dentist - 06.07.07
weather man - 06.06.07
love hurts - 06.06.07
slutty denist - 06.06.07
terrible gas - 06.05.07
photocopy - 06.05.07
suit - 06.05.07
lens - 06.04.07
weights in pants - 06.04.07
squirrel - 06.04.07
ex-lax - 06.04.07
corn ver 9.2 - 06.03.07
lust - 06.03.07
merci plastic - 06.02.07
ufo - 06.02.07
tit shot - 06.02.07
pollen - 06.02.07
crowd - 06.01.07
shadow - 06.01.07
tuna - 06.01.07
some guys - 06.01.07
i cut myself - 06.01.07
canoe - 05.31.07
smell - 05.31.07
breakfast resto - 05.30.07
weight - 05.30.07
time machine - 05.29.07
ants - 05.29.07
painter - 05.29.07
assuming - 05.29.07
harry. - 05.28.07
age old question - 05.28.07
david copperfield - 05.28.07
songs for pornos - 05.28.07
poo - 05.27.07
cleaning shop - 05.27.07
lazy eye - 05.25.07
AA - 05.25.07
teeth - 05.24.07
the guy - 05.24.07
i think - 05.24.07
face - 05.22.07
dog - 05.22.07
fleas - 05.21.07
I talk backwards - 05.21.07
parachute - 05.21.07
boom - 05.21.07
down - 05.21.07
the only time - 05.21.07
where am i - 05.20.07
$$ - 05.20.07
sticker - 05.20.07
we r the world - 05.20.07
boo - 05.20.07
cemetary - 05.20.07
crop - 05.19.07
ears eat ears - 05.18.07
cheese - 05.18.07
they say that when - 05.18.07
spirits - 05.18.07
soda lake - 05.17.07
song - 05.17.07
sweet donut - 05.17.07
pleasure - 05.17.07
CLR - 05.17.07
i'm undecided - 05.17.07
ambulance - 05.16.07
last nights dream analysis - 05.16.07
wasted - 05.16.07
cats. oprah. oh my. - 05.16.07
this morning - 05.16.07
i got into - 05.16.07
show - 05.16.07
have a nice day - 05.15.07
i went to toronto - 05.15.07
there was a crazy - 05.15.07
hand - 05.14.07
landings - 05.14.07
bulge - 05.14.07
can opener - 05.14.07
i've never seen - 05.14.07
beer in the sky - 05.14.07
smoke - 05.13.07
mothers day - 05.13.07
cucumber - 05.13.07
water plane bad - 05.13.07
white shit - 05.13.07
home - 05.13.07
to get beer - 05.11.07
i remember once - 05.11.07
the hockey game - 05.11.07
i'm all boozed out - 05.10.07
i don't know what - 05.10.07
maybe one day - 05.10.07
frank sinatra - 05.09.07
phantom piss syndrome - 05.09.07
whenever our cat - 05.09.07
Twitter sounds like clit twist maneuver - 05.08.07
the other day - 05.08.07
I think - 05.08.07
I've often heard - 05.08.07
I've decided - 05.07.07
a lady was talking - 05.07.07
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